All hail King Joffrey

with plump rotten fruit

All hail King Joffrey

Small hands tight suit

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World acclaim King Joffrey

Broad mauler extraordinare

World acclaim King Joffrey

Bloated gut, combover hair

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Bow down to King Joffrey

For he holds the prize

Bow down to King Joffrey

Of world’s bullies least wise

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Sing praise to King Joffrey

Dirge for a piece of tripe

Sing praise to King Joffrey

Buried deep and quite ripe