A Guy Called Bloke · Christmas · Uncategorized

Pimp Imp’s Dastardly Deeds — final chapter

Pimp Imp's Dastardly Deeds January 1 2019 The Norty List Carries extra points for ALL questions answered dishonestly in an ‘onest way? So in your mind do you think you made our Imp’s Norty List? 1] ‘ow many Dastardly Deeds did l an’ the uvva Imps post this challeng? As many as you wanted to.… Continue reading Pimp Imp’s Dastardly Deeds — final chapter

A Guy Called Bloke · Christmas · Uncategorized

Bloggers Christmas Challenge 12/29/18 — Wizzard Sings About Bloggers

A Guy Called Bloke's Bloggers Christmas Challenge for 12/29/18 is Write a story with the above images and the song “Wizzard – I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday”  and include three of your favourite bloggers, cleverly weaving their names into your story! Violet Jim Jay-lyn https://youtu.be/IJPc7esgvsA Lyrics Are you ready Jim? (Yeah) When Violet… Continue reading Bloggers Christmas Challenge 12/29/18 — Wizzard Sings About Bloggers

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Pimp Imp’s Dx4 for 12/28 — Vices!

A Guy Called Bloke has asked for the scoop on the vices of Pimp Imp and his Norty Buddies. Pimp Imp’s December’s Delightful Dastardly Deeds 28th Dec “The Vices of New Year's!” Again being the Norty Imp that I am, my poem will be on The Vices of New Year's Eve, not Christmas. The Word… Continue reading Pimp Imp’s Dx4 for 12/28 — Vices!

A Guy Called Bloke · Christmas · Uncategorized

Bloggers Christmas Challenge Top 5 Christmas Songs for 12/27/18

A Guy Called Bloke's Bloggers Christmas Challenge for the day is to create a Top 5 Christmas Song List. Searching youtube with purpose, I found these 5 that all strike a chord with me as capturing aspects of the holiday season. “Lara's Theme” from Dr. Zhivago, for the snow and for the strong emotions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXtFRl1nSs4… Continue reading Bloggers Christmas Challenge Top 5 Christmas Songs for 12/27/18

A Guy Called Bloke · Christmas · Uncategorized

Advent Calendar Adventures — December 28, 2018

A Guy Called Bloke's Advent Calendar Adventures for December 28 have been given to me as a challenge upon a challenge by Paula, who also answered them.  Please check out her creative answers by clicking on her name. What does Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother turn into a coach? An UBER stretch limo. The German Christmas song… Continue reading Advent Calendar Adventures — December 28, 2018

A Guy Called Bloke · Christmas · Fandango's One Word Challenge (FOWC) · fiction · monsters · Word of the Day Challenge

A Scary Christmas Story

image link Fandango's FOWC is formidable. The Word of the Day Challenge is family. Today's story is also part of A Guy Called Bloke's Pimp Imp's December's Dastardly Deeds Challenge for December 24, with a story prompt of Trolls are for life not just Christmas! Trolls are for life not just Christmas! A troll family… Continue reading A Scary Christmas Story

Christmas · fiction · Uncategorized

Santa’s Lap

image link Mindlovemisery's Menagerie and Wordle challenge for this week involves writing a story using at least 10 of the following words. Your Wordle words are: present Yuletide holiday herald Santa tree celebrate mistletoe stocking pudding elves reindeer   Fifty years ago Santa was still following the protocol for the Christmas holiday that was set… Continue reading Santa’s Lap

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The Blogger’s Christmas Challenge 2018 — 21

Story Time! Rory (aka A Guy Called Bloke) has challenged us to write a 150 word story using the 3 photos above, then challenge two bloggers to do the same.  Mine came in at 148 words.  Hope you enjoy it. The Three Stooges decided to dress up as their favorite Christmas characters and travel to… Continue reading The Blogger’s Christmas Challenge 2018 — 21

Christmas · fiction · poetry

The Ballad of Yukon Cornelius

I wrote this almost a year ago.  A friend suggested I bring it out for those of you who haven't read it.  It *is* almost that time of year.  Happy Holidays!  Also, my buddy, badfinger, posted on the timeless classic, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, with some very interesting info on the show.  Click Rudolph to… Continue reading The Ballad of Yukon Cornelius