Friday Fictioneers — Ghosts R Us

Rochelle is the most gracious host of Friday Fictioneers.  Rochelle says:

As always, please be considerate of your fellow Fictioneers and keep your stories to 100 words. (Title is not included in the word count.)  Many thanks. 

PHOTO PROMPT© Sandra Crook

Ghosts R Us is an interplanetary enterprise that can meet all of your ectoplasmic needs. See the above photo and you will understand our orders are always on time. With our time warp shipping portals polka-dotting the galaxy, we’re literally only a few steps away from any haunting destination.

Clients include Hill House, The Last House on the Left, The Twilight Zone, Beetlejuice Castle, Poe’s Raven Hall, Mrs. Muir’s Cottage, Amityville, and Evil Undead’s Cabin. Our biggest client once upon a time was Hammer Films in the UK. Plan 9 from Outer Space now holds the prestigious honor.

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26 Comments Add yours

  1. I used to live in The Last House on the Left.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Wasn’t that the Jodi Foster movie? If so, it was a nice home except for what was in the cellar ;)

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      1. I am not sure who was in it but it was directed by Wes Craven. If you came from the other direction, then I lived in the first house on the right.

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  2. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly says:

    A unique take. Thankfully I have no need of their service…yet!

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  3. draliman's avatar draliman says:

    I will call! Sounds like a spookily fun time…

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  4. jeremyjames's avatar jeremyjames says:

    Where’s the phone number lol

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      darn it, ran out of words…. try the intergalactic phone book ;)

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  5. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz says:

    Nothing as settling as doing business with a company with a star-studded client list! Well done, Jade!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you very much, Violet. Indeed!

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  6. Dear Ms. J.

    Plan 9 from Outer Space…arguably one of the worst flicks ever made. Thank you, Ed Wood. ;)

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Rochelle, you make me smile here, thank you.

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  7. Badfinger (Max)'s avatar badfinger20 says:

    I wanna work there.

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  8. granonine's avatar granonine says:

    This was great fun, and a most unique take on the prompt :)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you very much. Fun is fun :)

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  9. Abhijit Ray's avatar Abhijit Ray says:

    Ghosts R US are really an expanding rapidly all over the galaxy.

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  10. plaridel's avatar plaridel says:

    i think they have more advantages than competition. it would be very attractive to invest in them and buy stocks when they go public. :)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Excellent business decision is pending :)

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  11. A witty and inventive take on the prompt- made me smile. Nicely done.

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  12. Dale's avatar Dale says:

    What a great take and quite the client list. Their ad should strum up a lot of business. Any of them trained at Hogwarts?

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Every single one. It’s the Quantico of the Ectoplasmic Industry!

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      1. Dale's avatar Dale says:

        There ya go!

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