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Trouble in Paradise
Harold and Maude, both age 74, were in Hawaii for their honeymoon. It was a second marriage for each. Both prior divorces were from spousal abandonment, which left carryover insecurities. Each was determined to keep the other satisfied and wanting more.
Maude was an organized planner and Harold was more impulsive. Maude had been studying the Kama Sutra and doing Kegels twice a day for six months prior to the wedding. Harold brought two bottles of Viagra, which he was trying for the first time.
Harold misread the bottle and took double. Embarrassed, he stepped outside to call the doctor.
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Hehehehehe… Gurrrrlllll…..
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Thanks Kev :)
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Oops
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Oh my! :)
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:)
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That’s no fun for the couple-but fun for us readers. :)
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Ah, yes :)
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Poor Harold! Hope not all the honeymoon is a write off!
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Maybe they will both realize they don’t need magic tricks to stay together.
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Very naughty!
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:)
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Oh my, what a conundrum. :-)
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:)
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Two tablets, good embarrassment. Better than half a tablet or no tablet.
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I laughed out loud at the idea of Maude doing kegels twice a day for six months. What dedication!
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lol :)
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I am laughing out loud over here, Jade!
Love it!
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:) Glad you got a laugh out of it, Dale.
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Dear Jade,
I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything at the time. ;) I’m still chuckling. Love it.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Rochelle, thank you very much. I’m glad it made you chuckle :)
Shalom,
Lisa
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Oh Harold, you impulsive fool :-)
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lol :)
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Aww! And they both were SO prepared! :)
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Now that is classic!!!! LOL!
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:) Glad you found it amusing.
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An absolute gem! Thanks for brightening up my day.
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You are very welcome, Keith. Glad to brighten your day. I had fun writing it.
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It doesn’t pay to let ‘carryover insecurities’ control your life. I hope Harold and Maude settle down very quickly to a happy retirement. Funny story.
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Thanks, Margaret, glad you liked it. I hope so also.
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Easy does it, Harold. Anything can be overdone. Poor Maude. And she planned so carefully too. The best-laid plans and all that. Hilarious, Jade. I give her credit if she can get into the poses of the Kama Sutra at age 74. She could tie herself into a stiffened knot at that age. :D — Suzanne
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Thank you for the delightful comment, Suzanne :)
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They were both very dedicated in preparing for their trip. Good on, Maude. What an image you left me with. Hilarious (and embarrassing for Harold)!
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Thank you for reading and commenting :)
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Bloody hell.
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Oh no ! Poor Harold
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