One More Time: The Ballad of Yukon Cornelius

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Keele Peak in Mackenzie range
Breeds snow 12 months a year
To get to the top takes grit and mean
And nightly bouts of prayer

A man named Ringo traveled far,
From North Dakota way,
He’d heard ‘bout Keele since was wee
That mint at its feet might pay.

He set up camp one late fall day
On the south side, in a cave
Traded snores  with a sleepy mama bear
They were right when they said he was brave.

That spring when the she-bear woke
Ringo left to the trading post
Mama left with her cubs to the salmon run
Prayer worked that he’d prayed for most

The town had a summer courtin’ dance
Ringo dressed in his cleanest clothes
He danced all eve with a sturdy lass
By the name of Xena Rose

At summer’s end they said their vows
Through fall built a sturdy home
As second spring was in full swing
Xena wove layettes of finest down

One morn in June, with the midwife there
Two babes from Xena Rose
One named John, one Cornelius
How healthy their cheeks glowed

Robust young sons, they grew by leaps:
Mined mint at the age of two,
Swam with the salmon, climbed trees with cubs,
And grew strong as the sky was blue.

The years went by, they grew to men
They made their parents proud
Where John was mum and kept the books
Cornelius,  wild and loud

One day a drifter claimed with grit,
“North Pole is the place to go!”
To strike it rich with peppermint
So much ’twas mint-flavored snow!

Yukon Cornelius
With a pickaxe in his hand
Yukon Cornelius
Find peppermint if you can

Cornelius told Ringo and Xena Rose
He needed to see for himself
He promised to bring back vast sums
And maybe one of Santa’s Elves.

Yukon Cornelius
With a pickaxe in his hand
Yukon Cornelius
Find peppermint if you can

At end of fall he took the train
As far North as it went,
Outfitted himself with sled and dogs,
Pickaxe, pliers, and tent.

Yukon Cornelius
With a pickaxe in his hand
Yukon Cornelius
Find peppermint if you can

Retractable skates, fashioned with love,
Were his parting gift from his Pa
A thick wool cap of the finest down
Crowned his head, a gift from his Ma

Yukon Cornelius
With a pickaxe in his hand
Yukon Cornelius
Find peppermint if you can

A knife, hatchet, and canteen
Rounded out Cornelius’ gear;
Yet his biggest assets were his laugh,
his fearlessness and good cheer.

Yukon Cornelius
With a pickaxe in his hand
Yukon Cornelius
Find peppermint if you can

Whome’er he passed on his Polar Plunge
Asked where he was from and his name
Came a hearty laugh, a bright-eyed smile, and,
“Yukon Cornelius is my name!”

Yukon Cornelius
With a pickaxe in his hand
Yukon Cornelius
Find peppermint if you can

P.S.I learned from Max at his blog that Yukon was really looking for a peppermint mine.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL.
MAY YOU EACH FIND YOUR OWN PEPPERMINT MINE THIS SEASON.

39 Comments Add yours

  1. Badfinger (Max)'s avatar badfinger20 says:

    Excellent!

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  2. pvcann's avatar pvcann says:

    A true Epic – delightful

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Happy you enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun to write it. But… a few days ago, I learned that Yukon was actually looking for peppermint not gold so I may need to do a rewrite ;)

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      1. pvcann's avatar pvcann says:

        Lol, the Yukon Peppermint Rush :)

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  3. Badfinger (Max)'s avatar Badfinger (Max) says:

    Love this Lisa! Have a great Christmas.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      I figured you would, Max. Thank you! You also.

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  4. Lovely poem, Lisa. Merry Christmas and hopefully some great time with the baby and other family!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks much, Christian. It’s been tweaked a few times since first being written but it’s fun story. You too on the holidays and spending time with loved ones.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Mary :)

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  5. Badfinger (Max)'s avatar Badfinger (Max) says:

    Thanks for reposting this Lisa…very clever poem! I like where you took it…I’d like to find a peppermint mine also! Thanks for the mention!
    I updated the video on that one also.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      My pleasure, Max, and I like learning he was looking for peppermint. It explains why he was throwing the pickaxe in the air and tasting it afterwards :)

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  6. glyn40wilton's avatar glyn40wilton says:

    It sucks that I’ve never seen a peppermint mine :)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Keep searching, Glyn. Or maybe Santa will put one in your stocking :)

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  7. randydafoe's avatar randydafoe says:

    I too just learned that from Max. It was a great story today!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Randy, thank you. It’s one of my oldest posts :)

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  8. Badfinger (Max)'s avatar Badfinger (Max) says:

    I LOVE this! Thank you for the link by the way…and this gets me in the Christmas mood! Like I said before…I like where you took this!
    I repeat mine at Christmas. This year I made a few new ones and I overhauled a few of them as well.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      I’m glad you enjoy it. I tweak it a little each time. I like your holiday posts. Keep em coming. I will post where Santa goes out and parties one on NYE.

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      1. Badfinger (Max)'s avatar Badfinger (Max) says:

        Just his name makes me smile. Thanks Lisa.
        I’m working on my New Years Post…the one that I add every new reader I get that year…that list is incredible now.

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        1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

          I just hope Rankin & Bass don’t sue me now ;) Looking forward to your New Years Post. I know I”m seeing a lot of new faces at your blog these days.

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          1. Badfinger (Max)'s avatar Badfinger (Max) says:

            lol…well they would have sued me a long time ago!

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  9. I love this, Lisa! Awesome :-D

    ~David

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks! :) I loved writing it and end up tweaking it every year.

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      1. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

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  10. That is such a great cinematic poem, Lisa. Hope you have a happy and peaceful holiday season! :-)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Isn’t it awesome. Yukon Cornelius is such a fun character on the show that of course I had to give him a back story. It’s one of my favorite holiday animations. The other is The Snowman, which reminds me I need to post that again soon. Thank you, Christian. Today it is 44F and the snow is all gone. My firewood is getting rained on :(

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      1. Sorry about your firewood. It’s also unusually mild here with nearly 50F. Tomorrow, the forecast high is 59F. By the time we reach Sunday, the day of my departure for Germany to visit my dad, the forecast high is a refreshing 26F!

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        1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

          Safe Travels, Christian.

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  11. pvcann's avatar pvcann says:

    I applaud this – what a yarn!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Yarn is the right word for this. Thanks for bringing yarn back to me.

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  12. Fun, Lisa, Thank you! Happy Holidays to you!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Have a Holly Jolly Christmas!

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  13. I love a peppermint theme !!!!!!!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      You’d probably love the solar candycanes I put out on the front lawn this year then :)

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      1. :-D Absolutely — they sound FUN ! :-D

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