#FF — Green Thumbs


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Green Thumbs

Young Horatio left his job in Lush Valley because Lady Jane brushed her boom-bas up against him one too many times. At dawn in early fall, he filled the panniers with work and other clothes, his shaving kit, a dozen oatmeal cookies he pilfered from the main kitchen, and a bottle of wine from the cellar, hopped on his bike and headed out on the cobblestone road.

Castle Lemond was pleased to hear he’d been a gardener in Lush Valley and offered him a job.

We need someone who has the kind of thumbs that can green up the place.”

[100 words]

Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is the host of Friday Fictioneers.

41 Comments Add yours

  1. Let’s hope they don’t hear about the boombas or the pilfering

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      lol! Thanks, Neil.

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  2. Oh, I loved the boombas! This is a good story!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Thanks, Colleen! I was trying to have fun with it.

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  3. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:

    Good take Li. 💚😂

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Sadje thanks :)

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      1. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:

        You’re welcome

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      :) Thanks, Nancy!

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  4. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz says:

    Nicely done – and the place does look like it could use a gardener.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Thanks, V. The first thing I thought was how little green and it needed one.

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  5. James Pyles's avatar James Pyles says:

    “Lady Jane brushed her boom-bas up against him one too many times.” Naughty Lady Jane.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Well, the other week I wrote about a villainous new male employer so I had to give fair time to a villainous female employer. I’m imagining Lady Jane as some old bored bat exploiting a young guy just trying to do his job.

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  6. Liam's avatar Liam says:

    Hmm…boom-bas is a new one for me. I’m glad he escaped this sexual harassment (with cookies, even!).

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      :) It’s a new one for me also, Liam. It just happened. And yes. He had a little easier time of it than my heroine from a week or so ago.

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  7. MrBinks's avatar MrBinks says:

    Put a smile on my face! Nicely done.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Aw gee, MrBinks. That makes me smile.

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  8. Dear Lisa,

    I wonder if he won’t miss the boom-bas? ;) I’m not sure he or his sticky green thumbs should be trusted. Fun stuff.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Rochelle, I appreciate you sharing your thoughts on the Young Man. I think Lady Jane will miss him more than he will miss her.
      Shalom,
      Lisa

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  9. plaridel's avatar plaridel says:

    i wonder how long he’ll last in this new job. hope springs eternal

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Plaridel, from the looks of that place, he doesn’t have a lot to work with. Hopefully his new employers will keep their body parts off of him!

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  10. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta says:

    Ha – That made me laugh Lisa,😅 should an original take 🙌

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Ange, thanks :)

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  11. Laurie Bell's avatar Laurie Bell says:

    Great start and great end. Well done Lisa. I laughed with this one. Hopefully he can keep his hands busy in this new garden.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Thanks much :)

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  12. Nice blending of the ancient with the modern. Naughty Lady jane :)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Thanks for reading and commenting, Joy <3

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  13. Great tone here, Lisa. Green thumbs are always a marketable skill, so good for him for going somewhere better. Nice to see the roles switched from the normal harassment dynamic, though equally bad.

    -David

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Thanks much for reading and your comment, David. Totally agree on all.

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  14. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    I am sure Lady Jane will find a more suitable gardener. Well boom-bas have needs, and he doesn’t seem like a keeper.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      James, I am loving hearing the perceptions of the situation from everyone. You’ve heard the expression there is no view without a viewer. Thank you for being a faithful reader and commenter. It is appreciated.

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  15. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan says:

    Sorry Anon is James.

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  16. Jules's avatar Jules says:

    Hope his ‘green thumbs’ do well by him.

    Some folks just don’t know when to leave ‘the help’ alone, do they?

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      I hope he greens that grim looking place up. And no, they don’t.

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  17. Dahlia's avatar Dahlia says:

    An engaging story.

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  18. Sandra's avatar Sandra says:

    Hopefully, they won’t be seeking references. She might be wanting his ‘green thumbs’ back.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      I hope not also. I hope his work speaks for itself. LOL on Lady Jane and the thumbs.

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  19. What a fun story, Lisa. Like most everyone else, loved the word, “boom-bas.” Hope his green thumbs does a good job and keeps him out of trouble.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Glad you enjoyed the story, Brenda. Me too!

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  20. Damn those boom-bas!

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