Cyclospora Blues

Tay Tay, you a ho. No, not that Tay Tay.
Taylor Farms, Green Giant of produce.
You may have seen them blamed
for mass diarrhea across the USA.
Speculation that break-less harvesters
relieve in fields have led to point
fingers as we shit our brains out.

Restaurants and grocery stores
suffer as they scramble
for other sources
of lettuce, cilantro, et cetera —
and their lack of scared,
shitless customers bee-lining
for local farmer’s markets.