image link Farty HeartyCharmin* or charming?wiping or swiping*?both needed products?Septic or sepsis?tanks or antibiotics?evacuation or fulfilling?Both bodily functionsof will and the willing.Waste or lust?Shit or grocery store roses?Both soul-empty,like Valentine’s prison quicky.*Notes:*Charmin is a brand of toilet paper.*swiping screens on Tindr, a dating app*see Dark History of Valentines Day video Sanaa is today’s host for…
Category: humor
wisdom and humor
Please forgive the state of the coffee carafe with its residue and stains (vinegar only goes so far.) After thousands of uses, I finally noticed the warning on it and had myself a good laugh. Can you guess which warning had me chuckling?
Totoro’s Emissary (freeform)
Totoro’s Emissary Seeing her there, more wondering why she didn’t run than anything else, I finally figured out why she didn’t. This was no squirrel. She was sent as emissary from the great round himself, Totoro. image link For those who aren’t familiar with this beloved character, learn more here.
