In the Year 2025JanuaryCalifornia wildfiresa fascist re-electedthings are heating upAmericaFebruaryChinese tariffsEagles beat Chiefsgames that we playwinning?MarchTrudeau resignswrongful deportations beginBurma earthquake kills thousandsunavoidables?April”Sinners” premiersNZ seismic threatsRussia bombs Sumy civiliansdestructionMayMidwest tornadoesNPR PBS axedfirst American Pope electedhope?JuneAstronauts returnNo Kings ProtestsNational Guard invades L.A.humansJulyUSAID shutteredTX flash floodsColbert announces 2026 cancellationdisintegrationAugustNewsome’s pushMaxwell prison transferNational Guard attacks AmericansmachinationsSeptemberKimmel (un)canceledPakistan flash floodsAmerica…