New Years Eve Story — Elves and Vices (mature audiences only)

This is one I wrote a year or two ago, for one of Rory’s challenges.  It’s becoming a holiday tradition to post it.  New Years Eve: Elves and Vices‘Twas the night before New Year and all through da clubEvery creature was snorting to house tunes by Dub.Us Imps we were hung and we hoped to…