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Evil took an essentially inert orange slug life form and disrupted it into first a brittle, crunchy, Cheeto-like substance, from which it then morphed, after exposure to radioactive doses of dark force, into an oozing orange slime, which, when sublimated into a vapor, has now disseminated itself across the globe, inadvertantly being either breathed in or tactile contact being made with every thing, living and dead. The toxic virus has no known cure at this time.

It’s gotten to a point where extra-galactic neighbors are saying WTF and sending emissaries:

Extragalactics Say WTF!?

FOWC fandango — disrupt