Pimp Imp’s Dastardly Deeds — final chapter


Pimp Imp’s Dastardly Deeds January 1 2019

The Norty List

Carries extra points for ALL questions answered dishonestly in an ‘onest way?

So in your mind do you think you made our Imp’s Norty List?

1] ‘ow many Dastardly Deeds did l an’ the uvva Imps post this challeng?

As many as you wanted to.

2] ‘ow many did you play in?

As many as I wanted to.

3] How many types of Norty wos you awarded?

Not sure how many awarded but Norty is as Norty does and Norty was Very Norty!

4] wich wos your favourite Dastardly Deed?

Telling the blogging world about my Norty New Years Eve Vices.

5] Duz you fink you wos well norty in the way you played or wos you only slightly norty?

Nort that Norty a Player, more Norty “out there” in Nortyland.

6] Did ya have a sneaksy at any of your presents this last Christmas before the big day?

Every one but made sure the hidden cams were blocked when I did it.

7] What did you get in your stocking last year [Ooher Gimp says thats well norty!]

Peppermint Schnapps, Greeny Brownies, and a big bag of Pixie Dust.

8] Wos you well and truly norty this Christmas? if so ‘ow?

What happens at the Norty Pole stays at the Norty Pole.

9] ‘ave you ever dressed up as Santa or made someone else do it, you know her her wink wink?

No, but Santa had me dress in a Cat Costume once, you know, Mrs. Claws….

10] When the wevva is all cold outside late at night wot is it most you like to cuddle up wif?

A nice snifter of brandy and my loaded pistol, for any Norty humminks that might care to slide down the chimney.  Make my Day, Norty PUNKS!

11] Did you drink a fair bit this last Christmas – whatever your toddy is?

No, but I drank an unfair bit. So many bottles for the recycling man to cart away…

12] Did ya ovaeat?

My belly now jiggles when I laugh. Wot do you think?

13] Duz you wanta see me and the Imps back next year or even at Easter as we duz a double act then?

You and da Imps duz wots you wonts and that is that from this Norty Imps perspective.


7 Comments Add yours

  1. Sadje says:

    Great answers.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 thank you

      Liked by 1 person

  2. aguycalledbloke says:

    Excellent Li, this is already been hot mailed to the Imps who are currently travelling to their sweep spot for the Spring 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. aguycalledbloke says:

    Reblogged this on A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! and commented:
    Li has played the last Imp challenge with a definitive dastardly deed style indeed!

    Liked by 1 person

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