The Norty List
Carries extra points for ALL questions answered dishonestly in an ‘onest way?
So in your mind do you think you made our Imp’s Norty List?
1] ‘ow many Dastardly Deeds did l an’ the uvva Imps post this challeng?
As many as you wanted to.
2] ‘ow many did you play in?
As many as I wanted to.
3] How many types of Norty wos you awarded?
Not sure how many awarded but Norty is as Norty does and Norty was Very Norty!
4] wich wos your favourite Dastardly Deed?
Telling the blogging world about my Norty New Years Eve Vices.
5] Duz you fink you wos well norty in the way you played or wos you only slightly norty?
Nort that Norty a Player, more Norty “out there” in Nortyland.
6] Did ya have a sneaksy at any of your presents this last Christmas before the big day?
Every one but made sure the hidden cams were blocked when I did it.
7] What did you get in your stocking last year [Ooher Gimp says thats well norty!]
Peppermint Schnapps, Greeny Brownies, and a big bag of Pixie Dust.
8] Wos you well and truly norty this Christmas? if so ‘ow?
What happens at the Norty Pole stays at the Norty Pole.
9] ‘ave you ever dressed up as Santa or made someone else do it, you know her her wink wink?
No, but Santa had me dress in a Cat Costume once, you know, Mrs. Claws….
10] When the wevva is all cold outside late at night wot is it most you like to cuddle up wif?
A nice snifter of brandy and my loaded pistol, for any Norty humminks that might care to slide down the chimney. Make my Day, Norty PUNKS!
11] Did you drink a fair bit this last Christmas – whatever your toddy is?
No, but I drank an unfair bit. So many bottles for the recycling man to cart away…
12] Did ya ovaeat?
My belly now jiggles when I laugh. Wot do you think?
13] Duz you wanta see me and the Imps back next year or even at Easter as we duz a double act then?
You and da Imps duz wots you wonts and that is that from this Norty Imps perspective.