Fandango’s FOWC is cacophony and the Word of the Day Challenge is karaoke. I decided to rewrite the lyrics to the timeless tune by The Beatles called, Paperback Writer. I’ve included a karaoke version youtube with the original lyrics. I wanted to have fun with this and I hope you do too.
Karaoke Cacophony
Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony
Dear Sir or Madam, will you please shut up?
I’m ripping my hair out, ’bout to throw my cup.
Your voice is raspy, a coyote on crack
Gonna give you a smack if you don’t stop karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony!
Seasons in the Sun sung just one too many time
Terry Jacks you’d sound better if you were a mime
Your screeching was meant for outer space
It’s a grind each time so why the karaoke cacophony?
Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony
There’s a thousand verses, give or take a few.
You’re still singing and now my face is blue
You could make it shorter if you had a heart.
I’d prefer it if you sang a fart.
Karaoke cacophony,
Karaoke cacophony.
If you had some mercy you would stop it here.
Can’t you see our faces when your high notes sear
If you end for the night I’ll keep buying your beer
But I need a break,
And you need to tweak your Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony…
Tao Talk 
Good one!
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I’m playing Weird Al today.
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Fun!
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Love it.
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:) Thank you. I thought you would.
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I’m hurting, I’m laughing so much 🤣🤣 That was just too funny.
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So happy it made you laugh, Christine.
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Haha, Great minds think alike again!
https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2019/07/17/croakey-karaoke-a-multiple-word-prompt-poem/
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This time yours inspired mine! Thanks!
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Oh you nailed it, Li. This was great fun.
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:) Glad you got a kick out of it, Fandango.
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Thumbs up
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Glad you like it. I got a laugh out of it, as I was thinking of myself up there singing.
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It’s fun doing that…I’ve done it a few times.
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Yes but it’s different for you. You used to sing in a band.
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Lol a bar singer but yes… It’s all about having fun though. I always pick Brown Eyed Girl and Gloria
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Both good songs that get the crowd moving.
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They are the two I can sound decent on
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:)
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Brilliant!
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Thanks Richa, I had fun with this one.
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