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Karaoke Cacophony

Fandango’s FOWC is cacophony and the Word of the Day Challenge is karaoke.  I decided to rewrite the lyrics to the timeless tune by The Beatles called, Paperback Writer.  I’ve included a karaoke version youtube with the original lyrics.  I wanted to have fun with this and I hope you do too.

Karaoke Cacophony

Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony

Dear Sir or Madam, will you please shut up?
I’m ripping my hair out, ’bout to throw my cup.

Your voice is raspy, a coyote on crack
Gonna give you a smack if you don’t stop karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony!

Seasons in the Sun sung just one too many time
Terry Jacks you’d sound better if you were a mime
Your screeching was meant for outer space
It’s a grind each time so why the karaoke cacophony?
Karaoke cacophony

Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony

There’s a thousand verses, give or take a few.
You’re still singing and now my face is blue
You could make it shorter if you had a heart.
I’d prefer it if you sang a fart.
Karaoke cacophony,
Karaoke cacophony.

If you had some mercy you would stop it here.
Can’t you see our faces when your high notes sear
If you end for the night I’ll keep buying your beer
But I need a break,
And you need to tweak your Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony

Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony, Karaoke cacophony
Karaoke cacophony…

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