The week after second Tuesday in November 2020. The votes have been counted and reviewed, with all “inconsistent” votes flagged for deeper investigation. It doesn’t matter. Cheeto won by a landslide.
As Emperor Nero fiddled while Rome burned, Cheeto tweeted,
“Need official way to sanctify my relection [sic]. New Christen [sic] flag takes Jesus’ face off and replaces with my sexy face. Goes to Congess [sic] for vote tomorrow.”
Even those who were desensitized to the ongoing actions of the madman and still in shock after the landslide victory pulled themselves out of it to weep at the surreal message.
I titled the story “Anti-Prophecy” because I tried to imagine the worst that could happen at the Nov 2020 POTUS election.