Warning: today’s story has a political theme and some violence. Please feel free to skip this one.
The queue at Styx ferry was lined up around the block.
The committees unanimously decided to impeach; Cheeto barricaded himself in The Spite House and refused to leave.
Day 5: Dominos Delivers couldn’t get through the crowds amassed at the gate. Violence erupted when THEY tried to move US aside; many died. What surprised THEM most was how many of THEM were disarmed by US and Swiss-cheesed with lead. Who knew?
Charon had to borrow extra dinghies to get THEM all across to Hades. Upon boarding, THEY were disappointed to learn that Hades has a “no hats or umbrellas allowed” policy.
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