#FF — Get a Real Job

It’s my first children’s birthday party gig. Parched from twenty rounds of “Old McDonald’s Farm,” Billy’s mother says she will watch Stradi while I go inside for a quick powder room visit and some lemonade.

Intercepted in the living room by three girls with ponytails who beg for a capella Katy Perry, they cheer after my all-out rendition of “Roar.”

Stradi’s swimming in the pool when I get back. Billy’s mother is “sleeping” in the chaise. Her empty flask is being tossed in a game of keep-away.

Six years of conservatory for this?! Time to get a real job…

[100 words]

Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is the cultivating host of Friday Fictioneers.

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  1. Ron.'s avatar Ron. says:

    Add another F to the #FF: Fantabulistic!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Ron! I had fun writing this one.

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  2. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan says:

    Yep, not much of a musical career, playing at Kids Parties. It makes you think, why creative people sacrifice so much for very little gain. Hope, the real job pays well.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, James. I’ve often wondered that same thing myself. Thank goodness they do.

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  3. Neil MacDonald's avatar neilmacdon says:

    I hope Stradi was just a pet name, rather than maker’s

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      I hope so also, Neil.

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  4. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly says:

    Often wonder this about actors who study for years and end up in commercials or kid’s entertainers – but hopefully they are happy and enjoy entertaining, even if it’s not what they dreamed of!

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  5. trentpmcd's avatar trentpmcd says:

    Poor Stradi… Yeah, I think time to rethink careers… Perhaps there is a street corner where she can place a cap while playing – would have to be much more satisfying ;) On the other hand, I saw Joshua Bell made like $20 busking in the DC Metro all day, so maybe not.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Trent, I think it is always a dilemma for creative types. Thanks for reading!

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  6. kittysverses's avatar kittysverses says:

    Oh! I feel for the protagonist. Lovely take, Li. :)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks much, Kitty!

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      1. kittysverses's avatar kittysverses says:

        You are welcome, Li. :)

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  7. memadtwo's avatar memadtwo says:

    That’s a beautiful fiddle. The arts in general are not very lucrative for most people. (K)

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  8. It is so easy to get stuck. Glad she finally sees it.

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  9. Stradi swimming in the water? Yikes! Who knew children’s birthday parties could pose such risk? I guess with the Stradi gone, the poor fellow has no choice but to look for another job, at least until he can earn enough money to buy a new Stradi! :-)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Definitely a wake up call and didn’t think about Stradi out of commission :(

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  10. Never leave your prized possessions with a drunk “lifeguard.” Yikes

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  11. CGraith's avatar CGraith says:

    Sometimes the signs of ‘time to change’ come one after the other in disappointing succession. Sad, but somehow pointing to being fed up enough to be willing to change,

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Clare, you’re so right. It’s been a motivator in my life again and again.

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  12. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:

    Loved this one Li.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Sadje :)

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      1. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:

        You’re most welcome

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  13. Dear Lisa,

    I’m horrified by the Stradi in the pool. Loved the MC’s voice in this. Well done.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Rochelle, thanks so much, glad you enjoyed the story.
      Shalom,
      Lisa

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  14. elmowrites's avatar elmowrites says:

    Oh and she’s trying so hard. Billy’s Mother better have paid well for this gig, although I fear she won’t understand the problem about Stradi’s dunking. Great voice, and very true to life story.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks much, Elmo!

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  15. Dale's avatar Dale says:

    I feared something would happen to Stradi. It also makes me think that she is already thinking of another career because one would not leave a prized possession in anyone’s hands. I say this, because I left figure skating and left everything in the locker, never to return…

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    1. Bill's avatar Bill says:

      My granddaughter was at the top her game when walked away from figure skating. Way too much stress.

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      1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

        :( Sorry to hear about the pressure and that she gave up her passion because of it. Why does everything have to be so competitive?

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        1. Bill's avatar Bill says:

          Thanks, Lisa.
          I’m not sure it was her “passion.” Even the best can be pushed beyond what they are willing to do. :-)

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      2. Dale's avatar Dale says:

        Oh wow. I never even competed. I didn’t get a pro until way too late. At 13, I thought, nope. I am not cut out for this.

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        1. Bill's avatar Bill says:

          She was not willing to give up her whole life just to be a wonderful skater. It was not her greatest passion, but I have not asked her about it. I should.

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          1. Dale's avatar Dale says:

            I understand. It’s not easy. There has to be much passion to be willing to do what it takes.

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            1. Bill's avatar Bill says:

              Much… :-)

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    2. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      I immediately feared for Stradi when I saw where it was lying on a lawn chair also. She needed a cheapo backup for these kinds of parties for sure. Dale, I learned something new about you today — you are a figure skater! Do you still skate? Please say yes.

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      1. Dale's avatar Dale says:

        No kidding! That she did.
        Oh no…. that was a lifetime ago. I haven’t skated in a long while, though I had promised myself I would this year. I need new skates.

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  16. Bill's avatar Bill says:

    Oh, my. It may be fiction, but I believe it.

    Music is a tough business. Well done, Lisa.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks very much, Bill. The story was my attempt at humor.

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      1. Bill's avatar Bill says:

        Of course, Lisa. My pleasure.

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  17. GHLearner's avatar GHLearner says:

    At least they should pay for the Stradi. These parents can call themselves lucky that none of the kids is in the pool.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      I hear you, Gabi!

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  18. plaridel's avatar plaridel says:

    everybody needs to start somewhere. with perseverance, she’ll find her true calling.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Plaridel, I think it is her true calling but she just can’t make any money at it and has to put up with a lot of hassle for it. We’ll see what’s on the horizon for her. I wish her success.

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  19. love it Lisa!!! 💞

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  20. Too much work for very little pay. Although some “real” jobs are the same. Great take on the prompt.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Alicia. Too true!

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  21. Badfinger (Max)'s avatar Badfinger (Max) says:

    I hope she goes to better things.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Me too. Thanks for reading :)

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  22. I enjoyed your story, Lisa! It made me sad too that with all her training she couldn’t express her talent in a way that made her happy. I hope her “real job” does.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks for reading and the thoughtful response, Brenda.

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  23. granonine's avatar granonine says:

    Great story! Any artist, whether it’s music, painting, writing, etc. –is willing to start small–even at a children’s party–for love of the art. The hopes, of course, are to fly high.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      So happy you enjoyed the story, Linda. Thank you :)

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  24. I second the real job, and a better babysitter for Stradi. Nice one. 👍

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you, Brit :)

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  25. Laurie Bell's avatar Laurie Bell says:

    Ouch. Now that’s an ending. Yes, need to move on from the kids parties

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Laurie :)

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  26. Nobbinmaug's avatar Nobbinmaug says:

    Unless she finds something else she loves, a real job can never be as rewarding as chasing one’s passion. It’s devastating that so much talent goes to waste due to the need for financial security.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      I HEAR YOU, NOBBIN.

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  27. Tolera Mengesha's avatar Tolera Mengesha says:

    Yes

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