Ay was crunchy and gassy. Bee was sweet and acidic. Married in the middle, their grounding spice nourished their relationship well. That is until the salty and sour couple moved in next door. Cee was in marketing and a porn addict. Dee was a palm reader who told her clients the truth.
One night over drinks, Cee popped in a blue movie while Dee read Bee’s palm.
“Looka the pair on that one!,” said Cee to Ay.
“You’ve got a hankering for Cee,” said Dee.
Bee blushed.
“So does Ay for Cee,” said Dee.
Ay blushed.
So began the swapping…
[100 words]
Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is the happy host of Friday Fictioneers.
Tao Talk 
They need to put AC/DC on the stereo and let the good times roll!
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haha! Yes!
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Ha! This made me smile. 😄 Very witty.
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Thanks much, MW 🙂
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You have a good sense of humor 😊
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Sounds like alphabet soup is on the menu. I hope a good F doesn’t spoil the soup. Or maybe that’s the point. I blush.
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LMAO!
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You had yourself some fun with this one, and we all get to reap the benefits 🙂
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Happy you’re happy, Linda, thanks!
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Let’s hope it sweet and salty, not sour and acidic
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LOL, I think they will be doing some experimenting in the kitchen.
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I guess learning the truth from an honest palm reader can lead to unforeseen outcomes! 🙂
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Exactly, Christian! Makes me wonder though if they’ve tried those games in other places they have lived. In either case, let the cookin’ commence!
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Ewww…sorry, my imagination can be graphic sometimes.
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Thanks for reading, Dawn!
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Let the orgie soup begin! Brilliant! 😀
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Thanks, T! 🙂
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A complicated recipe for fun…or disaster!
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Exactly, Iain! Ay and Bee seemed to be happy until the new neighbors moved in (in more ways than one.) Thanks for reading and your comment.
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Ohmygosh! This was hilarious! They say it’s important to have balance so… Ummm…. Good stuff, Lisa!
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Dale, I love your comment. Thanks for that and for reading.
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My pleasure! Got. Smile just thinking of it. 😁
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Dear Lisa,
It sounds like Ay, Bee, Cee and Dee had a red letter time. Clever you.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Rochelle, they had something or other. Thanks much.
Shalom,
Lisa
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Alphabet games!
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Yep! 🙂
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p.s. cool picture to write to, Liz.
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Sounds like the good times are going to start. Well done.
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Thanks much, Athling!
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like a good bottle of win, enjoy while it lasts. 🙂
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Good comparison 🙂 Thanks for reading.
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A gorgeous play on words. Love this!
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Thanks, Alicia!
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Haha. Nice one. I saw that coming. Love the way the clever name choices, too.
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Brit, thanks!
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Still laughing here Lisa – very cleverly executed 🙌😊
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me too, thanks 🙂
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this is too funny Li:
“That is until the salty and sour couple moved in next door. Cee was in marketing and a porn addict. Dee was a palm reader who told her clients the truth.” Ac-dc.. 😆😂
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🙂 Glad you got a kick out of it, Cindy!
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thanks, me too!!! 😂
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Oh that was brilliant, right up my street! Superb bit of prose, loved it, my favourite this week by far
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Shrawl, so happy you enjoyed the story. I enjoyed writing it as well 🙂
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Very clever. I enjoyed that one.
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Thanks! 🙂
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What starts as fun can turn into silent embarrassment.
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For sure. I don’t think Ay and Bee had any idea what their neighbors were all about.
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Oh goodnees! Lots of variety!
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🙂
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Wow, this is so clever, it made me chuckle! 😄
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Glad to make you chuckle, Brenda 🙂
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This is fun and complicated! Will they mind their P’s and Q’s? A complex alphabet soup,lol Well done 😉
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Thanks much, Fleur, good way of putting it.
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