#FF — The Secret Ingredient

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The Secret Ingredient

My tastes are very particular. He has to be part Viking and part Mr. Rogers, part Sisyphus and part Quixote, part God and part earthworm, part wizard and part toad. I am each suitors’ Excalibur as they approach my stone heart and attempt to draw positive regard from it. Each ends up tossed, empty husk, ghosted into a rancid pit of inadequacy.

I sip hot chai latte at a sidewalk cafe, lost in Discworld, when a light object hits my back. I turn, look down to see a pinecone — then up into eyes set in the face of my fate.

[100 words]

FF 092023

Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is the artistic host of Friday Fictioneers.

49 Comments Add yours

  1. Dale's avatar Dale says:

    To each pot, there is a lid… some are just harder to fit than others!

    This was a fun take, Lisa.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Dale!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Neil!

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  2. randydafoe's avatar randydafoe says:

    Working your word magic and a nice TP reference!

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  3. CGraith's avatar CGraith says:

    There is interesting energy in this little story!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Ooh, I like that. Thanks, Clare :)

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  4. Right place, right time. Right guy? I’m saying ‘go for it!’ Good one, Lisa!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Nancy, I like your attitude :) Thanks!

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      1. Welcome, Lisa! This had an air of romantic playfulness. It’s good to be cautiously optimistic.

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  5. Steve's avatar Steve says:

    That’s a very compelling read. The narrator is very choosy with their mates!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Steve. So much for her choosiness!

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  6. memadtwo's avatar memadtwo says:

    An interesting set of desires. (K)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      K, I was half-serious, half showing how impossible her demands were. Thanks for reading.

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      1. memadtwo's avatar memadtwo says:

        I know quite a few people with equally impossible lists. Not a good way to approach relationships…(K)

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  7. Badfinger (Max)'s avatar Badfinger (Max) says:

    That would be a tough resume!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Yes it would!

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  8. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:

    Very interesting story Li. Love how you’ve ended it.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Sadje, thank you :)

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      1. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:

        You’re most welcome 🙏🏼

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  9. I would like to see the face of this part-everything :) I hope he likes her too.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Joy, thank you :)

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  10. pvcann's avatar pvcann says:

    Oooh, I love this

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  11. elmowrites's avatar elmowrites says:

    Honestly, this could be the start of a movie. Whether it’s a Hallmark movie or a horror remains to be seen!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      LOL I love your comment and totally agree it remains to be seen which it would be.

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  12. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    Gotta say, I loved reading her list! Not sure what she’s getting into, but I hope she can live up to them herself…

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    1. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

      This is Angela.

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    2. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Angela, I think what happens next will be interesting, if nothing else. Thanks for reading and your thoughts.

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  13. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan says:

    You have taken me into a different world where standard are high and particular when it comes to hard hearted women. I like how she melts in the end, but did she lower her expectations?

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      James, your comment is appreciated. And that is a very good question. Maybe no expectations is best? I don’t have the answer. I’m lousy at relationships.

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  14. granonine's avatar granonine says:

    What a surprising and unusual take on this prompt. Love it :)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Linda, glad you enjoyed my story, thank you :)

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  15. Margaret's avatar Margaret says:

    What a wonderful list of requirements. I just love the Excalibur image, and the tossed aside husks, he chai latte, the Discworld. And the ending. Perfect.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Margaret so happy you enjoyed the story :)

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  16. GHLearner's avatar GHLearner says:

    Beautiful writing, Lisa, with great metaphores. But what does the MC have to offer to have such high expectations?

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      That is the question, Gabi. Or the MC to him.

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  17. Has she finally found the one she’s been pining for? I can’t say I envy him!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Keith, he’s going to have to keep her on her toes or he’ll be one of the ghosted husks. lmao

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  18. I wish her the best of luck.

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  19. Sandra's avatar Sandra says:

    That’ll be a great tale to tell the grandchildren. How we met…

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Sandra, for sure! :)

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  20. Dear Lisa,

    I love this! She does have her standards. The last line is outstanding!

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Rochelle, very happy you enjoyed the story :) Thank you.
      Shalom,
      Lisa

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  21. Nobbinmaug's avatar Nobbinmaug says:

    Squirrels will someday run the world, but one has to beware. They’re often only out to get a nut.

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  22. Laurie Bell's avatar Laurie Bell says:

    Love this
    And love discworld !
    Great last line.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Laurie, glad you enjoyed it!

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