#FF — Stay Away from Green Street


PHOTO PROMPT © Dale Rogerson

Stay Away from Green Street

In secret sessions held in Mel’s banquet room, Operation Siphon (OS) is born. Road Commission Team pours concrete for “authorized personnel only” parking places on either end of the two-block long hedgerow. Although Green is a two-way street, strange directional signs are placed just north and south of the parking places. Traffic ordinance enforcers park and wait. Confused drivers are pulled over as they transit “the hedgerow section.” Drivers are given the option to pay $100 immediately via hand-held financial transaction devices, or pay double after seven days.

In a year, City Accountant reports OS has sucked $100k. from drivers.

[100 words]

Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is the host of Friday Fictioneers.

13 Comments Add yours

  1. Ron.'s avatar Ron. says:

    I hate those (no-)one-way streets… love your tale, though

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Ron, this one had me stumped, so I went with speed trap. Thanks!

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  2. Prior...'s avatar Prior... says:

    I really liked the clever story for this confusing sign! The first part almost felt like a communist meeting – (Road Commission Team pours concrete…) and then I like how it turned out to be a revenue generator… and stay away from Green street – green is usually go or pleasant – but in this case – stay away…

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      It’s a sign I’ve never seen before and have no clue what it means. When I think green here I think moneymaker (for the government.)

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    2. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      p.s. Thank you

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  3. Sounds like a bustle in the hedgerow!

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    1. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta says:

      led Zeppelin if m not mistaken 🙌

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    2. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      lol, Nancy! I knew I knew that line but had to look up the song. Indeed! It would make a creative title for the story also.

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  4. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta says:

    A great satirical take on local government corruption. You’ve captured the ‘small-town heist’ vibe perfectly🙌

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  5. memadtwo's avatar memadtwo says:

    Sounds about right…(K)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      I get sick of the creative ways that are concocted to siphon ever-shrinking incomes of the lower class. The government is like a vampire with traffic stops, late fees, arrest warrants if you don’t/can’t pay them, and of course they charge you for your stay in jail if you get picked up for the bench warrant.

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  6. Carol anne's avatar Carol anne says:

    why doesn’t that surprise me Li? happens here now too! xx

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