Old Dogs


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Fifty-year-old Phil had never tried mind-altering drugs before. Being on the anxious side, Phil preferred to choose moderation in all things. The idea of letting his mind go free scared Phil. His new girlfriend, Sunflower, was determined to pull Phil out of his shell, which he euphemistically called his comfort zone.

You might ask, how did a guy like Phil end up getting together with a free spirit like Sunflower. The cosmos has its ways of hurling elements together that don’t seem like they would mesh well, but then they do. Like cinnamon and squash.

Sunflower had been trying to convince Phil for awhile. One night, however, Sunflower, who worked in an alternative medicine office as a massage therapist, came over and was giddy with excitement. “Phil! Now is the time! I heard at the office that Weeds R Us has a 75% bargain sale going on this weekend. Weeds R Us has the best weed out there, and the smoking room they have set up is staffed with trained medical personnel for anyone who feels too out of control, paranoid, etc.”

Sunflower, I’ve lived 50 years without drugs and have done just fine. Give me one GOOD reason I should try them now.”

Sunflower batted her eyelashes and started dancing to some music she turned on. She said one sentence, “Because I want you to, sweet stuff.”

Phil and Sunflower drove to Weeds R Us that Saturday morning at 9 a.m. For the big bargain sale going, they were surprised at how few customers were there. They went up to the counter and chose “Peaceful Paradise”, a non-paranoid kind and Lucy in the Sky, a mellow, but colorful kind. In the smoking room, they laid back on the couches. They decided to mix the two types and smoked it in the water pipes on the coffee table.

It didn’t take long for Phil to start feeling different. He didn’t feel anxious or paranoid at all – until he was surrounded by a marshmallow fish galaxy, where the pink fish floated by and squeaked, “Phony! Phony! Phony!”

Phil curled into a fetal position and Sunflower went to get the “trained medical personnel.” It was a Medical Assistant named Shirley. Shirley asked, “What kind did he smoke?”

Sunflower said, “We mixed Peaceful Paradise with Lucy in the Sky.”

Shirley asked Phil what was going on in his head and Phil told Shirley about the chiding pink marshmallow fish. Shirley said, “They explained to you that Lucy in the Sky is laced with L.S.D., a hallucinogen, didn’t they?”

Sunflower said, “They told me, but I figured it was such a small amount that we smoked that there would be no worries.”

Shirley called Phil’s doctor’s office and explained the situation. The doctor OK’d a strong sleeping pill for Phil. Soon he was sleeping, dreaming about the pink fish, but they were singing him a lullaby in his dreams.

When Phil woke up, he realized he’s been sleeping with his head in Sunflower’s lap.  Sunflower said, “I’m ready for whatever you want to say to me. I deserve it.”

Phil rubbed his eyes, sat up, and said, “It could have been better. But it could have been much worse. Let’s find some other ways to get our thrills, ok?”

The End.

Next chapter, Phil and Sunflower Try Skydiving…

Fandango’s FOWC is bargain, the Word of the Day Challenge is phony, and Paula’s 3 Things Challenge words are marshmallow, fish, galaxy .




11 Comments Add yours

  1. Will Phil and Sunflower be Skydiving naked?

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    1. msjadeli says:

      You’ll have to wait and see.

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  2. Sadje says:

    Great use of the prompts!

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  3. badfinger20 says:

    When your girl is named Sunflower… you gotta expect something… maybe LSD while skydiving…that would be exciting

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Now that tells me something about you. Your thrill threshhold is extremely high. The idea of that sounds like torture to me!

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      1. badfinger20 says:

        Just adding two things into one…more bang for your buck lol. That would put the excitement back into the relationship.
        Oh heck no…I’m scared of heights…although with Lysergic acid diethylamide I may not be.

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        1. msjadeli says:

          Now that makes sense, Max, and imagine the pretty colors they’d be surrounded by as they were falling…

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          1. badfinger20 says:

            I know… if only they would remember to open up the parachute…that would be important. After that it’s a win win.

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  4. Never mix your drinks….or drugs.

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