#FF — Pepperoni Please, No Onions

Warning:  today’s story has a political theme and some violence.  Please feel free to skip this one.

The queue at Styx ferry was lined up around the block.

The committees unanimously decided to impeach; Cheeto barricaded himself in The Spite House and refused to leave.

Day 5: Dominos Delivers couldn’t get through the crowds amassed at the gate. Violence erupted when THEY tried to move US aside; many died. What surprised THEM most was how many of THEM were disarmed by US and Swiss-cheesed with lead. Who knew?

Charon had to borrow extra dinghies to get THEM all across to Hades. Upon boarding, THEY were disappointed to learn that Hades has a “no hats or umbrellas allowed” policy.

 

Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is the effervescent host of Friday Fictioneers.

43 Comments Add yours

    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you, Carol Anne!

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  1. Neil MacDonald's avatar neilmacdon says:

    I worked out who Cheeto is. I think I understood the THEM and US meaning. Maybe there are bits I didn’t get, but I felt the anger

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Neil. I appreciate your comment.

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  2. memadtwo's avatar memadtwo says:

    Hell is too good for him (and a few others I could name…) (K)

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      1. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:

        You’re welcome Li.

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  3. Reena Saxena's avatar Reena Saxena says:

    Nice twist at the end!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you, Reena!

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  4. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly says:

    I can see Cheeto acting in exactly this way…

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Uh huh, and getting his zombie horde to defend his barricade.

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  5. So much happened in so few words. Brilliant.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you Keith, I appreciate your kind words.

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  6. ceayr's avatar ceayr says:

    Much of this escapes me, but I do get that you are not overly-enamoured with your democratically-elected leader!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Good, that’s all you needed to get :)

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  7. draliman's avatar draliman says:

    I’m guessing there’s not a lot of cause for umbrellas “down there”, to be fair :-)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      LOL guessing you’re right :)

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  8. Dear LIsa,

    Interesting take on the prompt.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you, Rochelle.
      Shalom,
      Lisa

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  9. I don’t like onions.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      I like onions, but I don’t like onions, if you know what I mean.

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  10. I didn’t get all the references, but I enjoyed the roller coaster read.

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you very much, Susan. Glad you enjoyed the ride :)

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  11. Mike's avatar Mike says:

    I did not get all the references, but I really liked the last line…

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you very much, Mike.

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  12. Well, who knew those rules. Hat? Anyone?

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      :) Thanks for your comment, JoHawk.

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  13. Oh I love this on so many levels, classic greek and upto the date modernity. Really clever, I read it thrice!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Shrawley, I had a feeling you would like it, thank you :)

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  14. trentpmcd's avatar trentpmcd says:

    Unfortunately I think the Cheeto may do just that, and Cheeto lovers may promote their favorite hot-aired-puffed-cheese with weaponry…

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  15. Nobbinmaug's avatar Nobbinmaug says:

    We have devolved into an “us” verses “them” society. If we ever really we’re a united states. Obama blew some early chances to make real change trying to mend that. Cheeto took that shit to a whole new level.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      I think things are falling into place for a plot that started way back in the Dubya years, starting with blaming Iraq for the Twin Towers attacks. Have you seen the movie, “Vice” yet? If I was an investigative journalist I’d be interested in knowing what Cheney’s up to these days…

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      1. Nobbinmaug's avatar Nobbinmaug says:

        I haven’t seen it, but I’m never surprised by shady government dealings.

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  16. plaridel's avatar plaridel says:

    it’s a timely piece considering what’s going on now in washington. :)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you, yes, whatever the pic was I was going to inject something about it into the story.

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  17. Dale's avatar Dale says:

    Well done, Lisa, though the capitalization of US and THEM and so on was a tad disconcerting.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Dale, for reading and commenting. It was meant to be provocative.

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  18. I didn’t get all the references, but I did a few. Pizza is good for many occasions. Well done. :) — Suzanne

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      Thank you, Suzanne, and so true about pizza :)

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  19. Biting! Love “Spite House” where the orange man child lives. :D

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli says:

      :) your response tickles me

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