PHOTO PROMPT © Sandra Crook
Electoral College declared Biden and Harris winners in December. January 6, Congress confirmed. Today, they’re inaugurated.
White House security last week determined by sonar – no rat shows a blip that big – that the exiting POTUS has dug himself a bunker under it and refuses to concede or face charges for tax fraud, child exploitation, and hate crimes.
The Army’s Special Ferret Unit –called in from Syria– were on standby until the ceremony was over.
Photojournalists captured him just before they slapped on the cuffs.
“I’m still President!,” he whined.
Melania watched the newscast from Mar-a-Lago, smiling.
Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is the entertaining host of Friday Fictioneers.