#FF — January 20, 2021


PHOTO PROMPT © Sandra Crook

Electoral College declared Biden and Harris winners in December. January 6, Congress confirmed. Today, they’re inaugurated.

White House security last week determined by sonar – no rat shows a blip that big – that the exiting POTUS has dug himself a bunker under it and refuses to concede or face charges for tax fraud, child exploitation, and hate crimes.

The Army’s Special Ferret Unit –called in from Syria– were on standby until the ceremony was over.

Photojournalists captured him just before they slapped on the cuffs.

I’m still President!,” he whined.

Melania watched the newscast from Mar-a-Lago, smiling.

[100 words]

Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is the entertaining host of Friday Fictioneers.

47 Comments Add yours

  1. neilmacdon says:

    I wish that were just fanciful

    Liked by 5 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      As long as he’s rooted out, I don’t care how they do it.

      Liked by 2 people

  2. Thank you for giving me a chuckle!

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

    Liked by 5 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      My pleasure 🙂

      Like

  3. Snarf. Funny but prophetic?

    Liked by 4 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      I heard he’s remodeling Mar-a-lago, which he might stupidly try to do like what happened in the Civil War, where there’s a southern capitol. Let’s hope the bunker scenario is what he goes with.

      Liked by 1 person

  4. Fandango says:

    I’d love to see him carried out of the White House in handcuffs. How fitting would that be?

    Liked by 4 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      I’d drink a whole bottle of champagne if he did.

      Liked by 1 person

  5. Laughing here – the ferret unit must be a thing to behold – all lined up on the tarmac – little camo vests, pointy teeth and whiskers.

    Liked by 4 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 Maybe Wes Anderson will write a screenplay about it.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. 😀 (reckon you’ve got a good draft right here)

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  6. ceayr says:

    Not a big fan of your outgoing president, hmm?
    Har, har, har!

    Liked by 4 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 That’s an understatement!

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  7. Iain Kelly says:

    The interesting thing will be if he bothers to be there for Biden’s inauguration. It’s hard to see how he can show face after his behaviour since the election. And I suspect Biden will be quite happy not to see him!

    Liked by 4 people

  8. ghostmmnc says:

    haha I like this! 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Nobbinmaug says:

    This could prove to be prophetic. I hope there’s video. I would watch it all day every day.

    I just read an article today that his neighbors in Mar-a-Lago don’t want him there. They all signed a petition to keep him out citing him reneging on an agreement he signed in 1993. I guess he turned his residence into a club in a residential area, and the neighbors don’t want it there. I would love it if he were evicted from two places at the same time.

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    1. msjadeli says:

      You know I would watch it all day every day also.
      It’s no surprise his neighbors in FL want him out and it’s because he violated some agreement he made. I watched the netflix mini-series on Epstein awhile back and they talked about Mar-a-Lago being a place where Ghislaine recruited females to exploit there. I wish he would move to Russia.

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      1. Nobbinmaug says:

        My roommate started the Epstein documentary. She didn’t even make it halfway through the first episode. The only loss with him is he didn’t live long enough to indict Trump. I hope he goes to jail. If he goes to Russia, he’ll evade conviction. Though it would be funny to see how easily Putin discards him now that he has no power.

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        1. msjadeli says:

          I think Epstein is still alive. They did a body switcheroo. He wouldn’t last long in Russia, I agree. The Russian people would chew him up for breakfast.

          Liked by 1 person

          1. Nobbinmaug says:

            You might be right. I think he voted in Georgia.

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  10. Sadje says:

    I wish this was true.

    Liked by 4 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      We’ll see 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  11. Let’s start visualising so that we actually see it happening soon 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      Good idea! 🙂

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  12. Dear Lisa,

    That last line made me glad I’d set my coffee down. We’re placing bets in our house how long it will take for the divorce proceedings to begin after the changing of the guard. SMH. Well done.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Rochelle, the sooner she gets their child away from that monster the better. Thank you, and glad you enjoyed the story.
      Shalom,
      Lisa

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  13. memadtwo says:

    I’m pretty sure he’s not going to move out on his own. The problem is his cult of supporters who all have guns and are eager to use them. And the Republican enablers. I do hope Ghislaine tells all, all , all. (K)

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    1. msjadeli says:

      I agree about his not moving out willingly. The military hates him for all of the disses he’s made against them over the years, so they would probably be happy to escort him out of the building (and immediately changing the locks!) He’s like a toxic narcissist partner who needs to be evicted.

      About Ghislaine, agreed, IF they can keep her alive to do it. She must have secret safety caches of dirt on a lot of people to still be alive. Once they are ferreted out, ta-ta!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. memadtwo says:

        She might trade the info for leniency. but she would need to change her identity….

        Liked by 1 person

  14. Chris Hall says:

    You couldn’t make it up… okay, you just did, but looks like one version of reality to me!

    Liked by 3 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      I agree with you, Chris! This idjit will not go quietly into the night.

      Liked by 1 person

  15. Sandra says:

    Like Rochelle, I”m wondering how fast Melania can hit the divorce courts.

    Liked by 3 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      Wouldn’t you love to see it on one of those courtroom reality shows? Trump v. Trump, heard by Judge Judy.

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  16. If I didn’t know better I’d have thought this was pure fiction with no roots in reality! If only every part of it was true.

    Liked by 3 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 We’ll see….

      Like

  17. plaridel says:

    the end of the line for him. will he commit suicide like hitler? i don’t think so. he’s a coward. it takes a lot of courage to take your own life.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      Plaridel, I agree, like you I believe he is much too cowardly to seppeku. I don’t think Dipler took his own. Two whiny cowardly babies with poison flowing through their veins. Good riddance to both of them.

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  18. James McEwan says:

    And not such a scarecrow anymore. I see.

    Liked by 3 people

  19. draliman says:

    Ha 🙂 I bet it will take more than the Special Ferret Unit to get him out though…

    Liked by 3 people

  20. liz young says:

    The owners of Mar-a-Lago timeshares are going to court to stop him living there – and, presumably, Milena won’t be welcome either. Perhaps a bunker is all he can hope for.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. msjadeli says:

      So he doesn’t own Mar-a-Lago? I agree, Lizy.

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