Hanspostcard Movie Draft Round 10, Pick 5, “Zardoz” (1974)

Zardoz (1974) movie posters

Title: “Zardoz”
Released: 1974 (US)
Genre: Fantasy
Director: John Boorman
Filming locations: 7 locations in Ireland
Starring: Sean Connery, Charlotte Rampling, Sara Kestelman, John Alderton, Sally Anne Newton, Niall Buggy, Bosco Hogan, Jessica Swift, Bairbre Dowling, Christopher Casson, Reginald Jarman.
Uncredited Performers: Daisy, John, Katrine, and Telsche Boorman; and David DeKeyser.

[the gigantic Stone Head hovers before the worshipful horde of Exterminators]
Zardoz: Zardoz speaks to you, His chosen ones.
Exterminators: We are the chosen ones!
Zardoz: You have been raised up from Brutality, to kill the Brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your God gave you the gift of the Gun. The Gun is good!
Exterminators: The Gun is good!
Zardoz: The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.
–dialogue from, “Zardoz” (from imdb)

Set in the year 2293. Zardoz is a giant flying head that looks like a figure out of a DaVinci painting and speaks with the voice of God. It lands in fields in the “Outlands,” speaking to the Exterminators, an elite sub-section of Brutals, who the peasants. The Exterminators are savage men who are half-dressed and ride horses, rape, and kill. The voice of Zardoz their god, speaks to them as it dispenses a limitless supply of guns and collects the bags of grain from them that the peasants have harvested from their labors.

One of the Brutals, Zed (played by Connery) decides to stowaway inside of the head under the grain. He wants to know where Zardoz – and the grain – goes.

He finds himself in an Eden-like place called the Vortex. The people there are unlike any he’s seen before. They are the Eternals, the keepers of cultural artifacts, have highly evolved intellects that can telepathically communicate with each other. As their name suggests, they are immortals! They’ve become androgynous for the most part, with little conflict, and live simple lives, turning the grain into flour to make bread. They are also bored out of their minds.

When Zed, looking very male and attractive in his red leather outfit that doesn’t cover much, stumbles into their stable, boring lives, he upsets the balance of everything. Half of them want to kill him. Half want to study him. Everyone wants to f*ck him, whether they admit it or not. Although the Eternals regard Zed as a brute and an object and a means of population control, he is much more than any of them imagined.

Although Zed’s character is plain-spoken, the Eternals have become erudite and arrogant over their years of immortality. Their casually cruel comments to and about Zed and to each other show their pettiness and how little wisdom they’ve learned over their long long lives. All of the dialogue of the Eternals is presented in a theatrical way, almost as if they are merely playing their parts in the human story.

The sets are for the most part a countryside estate with outbuildings. There are special effects that were standard at the time that remind me of old Star Trek or Twilight Zone episodes. 

What I liked about Zardoz is seeing Sean Connery looking half-dressed and super hot. The rest of the people were androgynous-looking so it made him look all the better. I liked the vision of the director in what he imagined the future would look like if humans were to achieve immortality. I love the analogy found here between the God Zardoz and the Christian God. I found the ending to be perfect.

What did I learn from “Zardoz”? Death is necessary to life, and nobody has a right to cheat death as it upsets the order of the universe.

Warning: there is at least one scene of rape in the movie. There is some killing but very limited graphic violence.

Rating from 1-10: 9

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11 Comments Add yours

  1. badfinger20 (Max) says:

    Should be able to see it this week.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      Don’t worry, there are hot women in it also 😉

      Liked by 1 person

      1. badfinger20 (Max) says:

        That is what I want to hear! Everytime I see Sean dressed like that…I think of Burt Reynolds for some reason.

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        1. msjadeli says:

          I’ve seen comments out there about that. I wonder if the movie was made around the time Burt did his centerfold in Playgirl. I remember the stir that caused 🙂

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          1. badfinger20 (Max) says:

            Oh I remember that also. I thought about Burt the other day when Vic and you were talking about Tom Selleck.. Tom was kind of the 80s Burt…in female fans anyway.

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            1. msjadeli says:

              I wouldn’t turn any of them away 😉

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              1. badfinger20 (Max) says:

                You can have all of them just give me Drew lol!

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  2. badfinger20 (Max) says:

    I saw it last night! I loved the atmosphere of the movie. I will admit…there was a stretch during the first that I had no clue what was going on but then I started to get it. I really liked that end. The lady Charlotte Rampling was the mystery girl in Vanishing Point.
    I loved how they tied the Wizard of Oz into it…thanks for the recommendation!

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Oh right, I totally forgot that Charlotte Rampling was in Vanishing Point! You got to see her a lot in this one. Why is it guys always go for the beautiful mean ones? Glad you enjoyed the film and you are very welcome 🙂

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      1. badfinger20 (Max) says:

        She did get with the program though at the end… she is very exotic looking.
        I want to watch it again…it’s that kind of movie.

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