dVerse Q219 — Given, Hoots

Given, Hoots

How many:
adventures
bottles of booze
cloudy days
dreams
excuses
flushes
given, hoots
hair ties
incontinence pads
jukeboxes
killings, television
lies
music, hours of
novels
orgasms
plants
questions
ravioli
sunny days
tune-outs
unavailable men
verses
wonders
(e)xhumations
yellow flowers
ziggurats

in one person’s lifetime?

De Jackson (aka Whimsy Gizmo) is today’s host for dVerse’ Quadrille Monday. De wants us to write a 44-word poem using hoot.

82 Comments Add yours

  1. whimsygizmo's avatar whimsygizmo says:

    Love love LOVE this alphabet list poem. SO clever. Going back for a second read. So good.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      De, thanks. I sat down a day ago and tried to get a head start and the idea of “giving a hoot” led to me starting a list of things that are so ordinary in a life that they could never be numbered, but things that matter so much. Then I saw that most of them began with different letters and thus the abc… happened.

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  2. whimsygizmo's avatar whimsygizmo says:

    Also: MAN, don’t we love us some Hootie? ;)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      YES! I knew you would have a Hootie selection and made sure mine was different.

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  3. kim881's avatar kim881 says:

    I love the shape of your alphabet list quadrille, Lisa, and that you included not only flushes and incontinence pads but also orgasms!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Kim, thanks. I tried to keep it as real as possible. I’d be up a creek without any of them.

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      1. kim881's avatar kim881 says:

        You’re welcome, Lisa.

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  4. Great alphabet life… life in a-z

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Thanks, Bjorn!

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  5. Dora's avatar Dora says:

    A lifetime encapsulated in an alphabet list that rolls with the ins and outs, the pleasures and the punches of a life lived boldly. Sassy, fun and real, Li.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Dora, thanks much for the feedback <3

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      1. Dora's avatar Dora says:

        My pleasure, Li!

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  6. lillian's avatar lillian says:

    LOVE this list poem….encompassing the alphabet no less! Some of the word choices made me smile :)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Glad they made you smile, Lillian :)

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  7. Steve's avatar Steve says:

    How many, indeed… too much of some, not enough of others, but none to be taken for granted! Fun way of tackling the prompt, Li!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Well-said, Steve. Thanks, the words had their way with me today.

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      1. Steve's avatar Steve says:

        You’re welcome and thank you, Li. Sometimes it’s best to just let the words go where they want!

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  8. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:

    Excellent poetry

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Sadje, glad you enjoyed this one. I know I did :)

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      1. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:

        It’s so good my friend

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  9. crazy4yarn2's avatar crazy4yarn2 says:

    I chuckled through your quadrille, Li. What fun!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      My work here is done ;) Thanks, Nolcha.

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  10. I don’t know a lot of different poetry forms but I know abecedarians and I liked yours a lot. I haven’t thought about Hootie & THB in a long time and it was fun hearing that song live. I didn’t even know they’d gotten back together!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Michael thanks much! I didn’t either about Hootie but you know how bands are…

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  11. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz says:

    More than I can count, I hope!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      :) <3 It's essential to be on this list.

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  12. That’s quite a list. Sounds like a life well-lived. Nicely done.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Maria, I wouldn’t change a thing because then I wouldn’t be right where I am. Thank you very much.

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  13. memadtwo's avatar memadtwo says:

    It’s complicated, that’s for sure! (K)

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  14. festivalking's avatar festivalking says:

    I see what you did there! …. Ingenious!👏🏾

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      :) I’m glad you did, Festival King, thanks!

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  15. Impressive abecedarian. Hoot hoot.🦉

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Melissa, honestly, it was very liberating to write it. Thanks much, Hoot hoot!

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  16. Dale's avatar Dale says:

    So love this, Lisa! I didn’t even realise at first you had the whole alphabet! Love me some Hootie and the Blowfish, too.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Dale it didn’t start out that way but it had its say. Thanks much and glad you are a Hootie Fan.

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      1. Dale's avatar Dale says:

        Love when that happened. Their show was one of the last ones I saw at the Montreal Forum before they repurposed it (much to our chagrin)

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        1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

          Dale, I would like to hear your thoughts on your new (or soon will be) PM? I think Trudeau has been doing an admirable job in responding to the mayhem (aka sh*t) the US has been throwing at Canada. Will the new person be effective in that regard, do you think?

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          1. Dale's avatar Dale says:

            As much as Trudeau was/is disliked by so many, I think he more than stepped up to the plate. It was astounding to hear him talk with not a single “errr” “umm”. And I truly appreciate his firmness and refusal to be treated as a “Governor” as per the 🟠🤡💩
            I think Mark Carney will be great. Of course PeePee (Poilievre that I cannot stand) is doing his best to discredit him. You know, once upon a time, Canadian politics did not sling and arrow to their opponants as they do now – an unfortunate copying of the US ways.
            The next few weeks will tell.

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            1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

              Appreciate you sharing your thoughts. Oh how I long for emojis at times. Your are so accurately depicting a character that could never have been imagined to be real. At times it feels like we’re in a prolonged state of a delusion of the worst kind :(

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              1. Dale's avatar Dale says:

                I appreciate your asking about my thoughts. Oh man… there are NOT enough emojis out there. A friend puts the orange and the poop but I feel the clown is needed, too.
                It’s dumbfounding and jaw-dropping the complete lack of manners and respect and he doesn’t care one iota for the people who voted for him.

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  17. As much as I’m allowed! Great quad, Lisa.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Nancy I hear you. Some things wane over time and others increase ;)

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  18. Ron.'s avatar Ron. says:

    Some things can’t (and just as many shouldn’t} be counted.

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  19. AMAZED

    A verse to remember. With the tiniest of prompts, constrained by words….really, great piece that resonates.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Ain, it does cover a lot of turf doesn’t it. Glad it resonates for you.

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  20. pinktoaddiaries's avatar Pink says:

    hah! … so fun, Lisa :)

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  21. Carol C's avatar Carol C says:

    I was so intrigued with your quadrille, I didn’t notice the alphabet sequence until I read some of the comments! Great job!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Glad you were intrigued and surprised :)

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  22. Lisa, this piece has such a raw, honest energy! The list of “givens” really makes me think about the breadth of life’s experiences.

    Much love,

    David

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Thanks for the thoughtful comment, David.

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  23. seanatbogie's avatar seanatbogie says:

    I tried to think about a few of those numbers in reply Lisa and could only say with confidence: 0 exhumations so far. Your next challenge is to quantify each and every item on your list.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Sean, lol on exhumations. Mine are metaphorical/memoirical (is that a word?) Digging up the past, or, in Peter Gabriel’s words, “digging in the dirt.” The challenge you suggest is impossible as each is inherently unquantifiable. Qualify, however, hmmm, maybe.

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  24. Interesting questions.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Glad you find them interesting, Robbie.

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      1. Your poems and thoughts are always interesting. Did the job not pan out for you?

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        1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

          Thanks, Robbie. They had one position open and it looks like they chose someone else. Haven’t heard either way. I am in a hiring pool for 6 months, so we’ll see…

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          1. I hope it goes well for you.

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        2. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

          p.s. Thanks for asking.

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          1. It’s my pleasure. Other opportunities will come along.

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  25. A life well lived from A to Z and everything in between! Toot the hoot for that!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Love your comment, Punam, thank you <3

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  26. Created masterfully! If we’re counting, I think we’re missing out. 😉

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  27. Mish's avatar Mish says:

    Oh I like what you did here! I was so engaged in the thoughtful, eclectic collection, I barely noticed the alphabet. Nice one, Li.

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Mish so happy the poem engaged you <3

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  28. wow– I love your list !!!!!!!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Chris thanks. It’s as real as real can get.

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      1. Well thought out, too !!

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  29. rothpoetry's avatar rothpoetry says:

    An interesting question to contemplate!

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      For sure, Dwight.

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  30. Jules's avatar Jules says:

    You reminded me of the fable of Rapunzel …after I looked up ziggurats…

    I think I’ll stick with an average life! ;)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      :) But Jules, this *is* an average life!

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  31. Jules's avatar Jules says:

    Maybe… I suppose ‘average’ is why I don’t bother with a ‘Bucket List’ – counting is too time consuming.

    Fun poem though :)

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      So true, Jules :) thanks!

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  32. Fantastic poem, Lisa! And I love that song!

    Yvette M Calleiro :-)
    http://yvettemcalleiro.blogspot.com

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    1. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li says:

      Thanks, Yvette <3

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  33. pvcann's avatar pvcann says:

    What a list, yes, who gives a hoot …

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