It smiled just then, said, “follow me”
Nerves jumping, heart pumping,
“there’s someone I want you to meet”
fear said no way will I go, although
I had lost control of my feet.
To the churchyard I followed, then swallowed
When I heard a blood-curdling groaning bleat
“Ple-e-e-e-a-s-ed toooooooo Me-e-e-e-t Yoooooooooo”
Mephistophelian Goat, my paralysis complete.