Advent Calendar Adventures — December 28, 2018

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A Guy Called Bloke’s Advent Calendar Adventures for December 28 have been given to me as a challenge upon a challenge by Paula, who also answered them.  Please check out her creative answers by clicking on her name.

What does Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother turn into a coach?

An UBER stretch limo.

The German Christmas song Tannebaum is translated into English as what?

Tanning Ointment. It serves to give a tan and soothe the skin.

What is the name of the ocean current that appears every 5 to 8 years around Christmas off of the Pacific coast of South America?

The Columbusunean Flatulence

Which nickname for Hollywood sounds Christmassy?


According to the Bible, how did Mary get to Bethlehem ?

An UBER stretch limo.

British Children hang stockins up for Santa, what do Dutch children put out?

Tulip-shaped long johns?

If you were celebrating Uphellia after Christmas, where would you be?

A (Free) Frottage Artist Convention?

If you were born on Christmas day, what would be your Zodiac sign?


In the film ‘Die Hard 2’, which airport did the terrorist take over on Christmas Eve?

The wrong one.

Who stole Christmas from the town of Hooville?

Horton the Elephant?

In North America, which organisation is always the first to spot that Santa is underway?

UFO Spotters United?

The dragon-slayer, St. George, was born in Cappodocia. In which modern day country is Cappodocia?


What kind of net, found on many a Christmas tree in the Ukraine, is supposed to bring good luck?

King Joffrey’s hairnet (with head inside of it)?

OK Rory how many did I get right?

Instead of nominating 3 others to answer, I’m opening this up to whomever wants to have some fun and answer these adventuresome questions!


9 Comments Add yours

  1. Paula Light says:

    Ooh, I love the King Joffrey answer! GOT forever! 🐉 👑 ❄️

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Hilarious answers. My favourite ‘the wrong one’.

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  3. Lol Li! This was hilarious. 😂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      Thank you, Punam. I just followed Paula’s lead 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

      1. You are welcome. So you did! 😀

        Liked by 1 person

  4. aguycalledbloke says:

    Excellent Li,

    As to how well you did, well like Paula you have both answered questions the wrong way which the challenge wasn’t expecting, so l will say well done for creativity 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      Oh my, Rory, you were looking for the actual answers? I guess Paula and I were Norty, weren’t we.

      Liked by 1 person

  5. aguycalledbloke says:

    Reblogged this on A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! and commented:
    Follow this if you can 🙂


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