Fandango’s FOWC is durable and the Word of the Day Challenge is smitten.
These two Valentine’s Day limericks are dedicated to Fandango, curmudgeon of the day.
On Valentine’s Day she was smitten
When her beau did woo with a kitten
Lips extend for kissing
Kitty clawed and hissing
Maybe card and a ring more fittin?
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Sweet incense was in the thurible
While giving a gift so durable
She drew back with a gasp
As regarding an asp
Shook her head, said you’re incurable
Tao Talk 
Nice ones Li!
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Thank you Punam, these were fun and challenging to write (finding a rhyming word for durable wasn’t easy!)
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I know, sometimes rhyming words are so difficult to find! You are welcome.
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Aw, how sweet of you to attempt to cure my curmudgeonly ways. I now find myself to be a little less of a curmudgeon, although I’m still not a fan of Valentine’s Day. 😏
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<3 your wife will appreciate it.
happy wife happy life
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Great work! I struggle with limericks!!
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These weren’t easy! Thanks Jordy :)
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Fantastic! You can’t beat a good limerick, or two.
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Thanks Kristian!
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You’re welcome. :-)
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Lol Lol so good
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Thanks :)
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