Valentines Day Limericks

valentine curmudgeon

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Fandango’s FOWC is durable and the Word of the Day Challenge is smitten.

These two Valentine’s Day limericks are dedicated to Fandango, curmudgeon of the day.

On Valentine’s Day she was smitten

When her beau did woo with a kitten

Lips extend for kissing

Kitty clawed and hissing

Maybe card and a ring more fittin?


Sweet incense was in the thurible

While giving a gift so durable

She drew back with a gasp

As regarding an asp

Shook her head, said you’re incurable


12 Comments Add yours

    1. msjadeli says:

      Thank you Punam, these were fun and challenging to write (finding a rhyming word for durable wasn’t easy!)


      1. I know, sometimes rhyming words are so difficult to find! You are welcome.

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  1. Fandango says:

    Aw, how sweet of you to attempt to cure my curmudgeonly ways. I now find myself to be a little less of a curmudgeon, although I’m still not a fan of Valentine’s Day. 😏

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    1. msjadeli says:

      ❤ your wife will appreciate it.
      happy wife happy life

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Jordy says:

    Great work! I struggle with limericks!!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      These weren’t easy! Thanks Jordy 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Fantastic! You can’t beat a good limerick, or two.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      Thanks Kristian!

      Liked by 1 person

  4. pvcann says:

    Lol Lol so good

    Liked by 1 person

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