These two Valentine’s Day limericks are dedicated to Fandango, curmudgeon of the day.
On Valentine’s Day she was smitten
When her beau did woo with a kitten
Lips extend for kissing
Kitty clawed and hissing
Maybe card and a ring more fittin?
Sweet incense was in the thurible
While giving a gift so durable
She drew back with a gasp
As regarding an asp
Shook her head, said you’re incurable