Brave Pitter and Patter wandered deep in the forest, looking for dragons, and came upon a sign:

There’s a place in this woods where she sleeps
Pleasant dreams of the gold that she keeps
She wakes late, so be smart
Or be burnt to a fart
Sip your tea, munch your toast, and no peeps!

Kat is the host of Twittering Tales.  Kat says:
Each Tuesday I will provide a photo prompt. Your mission, if you choose to accept the challenge, is to tell a story in 280 characters or less. When you write your tale, be sure to let me know in the comments with a link to your tale.

The sign is in the form of a limerick. [275 characters]
Graphic is: Mashup of photos by pendleburyannette (dragon) & MichaelGaida (forest) at Pixabay.com