dVerse — gifts for that special someone

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I decided to get you a passel of gift certificates this year, including one each for:
1) Santa’s Elves Hammer – to break your fingers, in hopes for a Tweetless 2020
2) Orange duct tape – to match your skin when it covers your mouth
3) Get out of Jail Free card – oops, nevermind.
4) One Congress of frozen yogurt – impeachment flavored
5) One change of heart – good for unlimited miles
6) One soul – do you know how many alt-righters were sacrificed for this one?

Santa’s hammer ting ting tings
Silent Christmas sing sing sings
Lock him up for years of folly
Tra-la la la la la a peach so jolly
Happy heart beats out the chorus
Sacrifice gives much hope for us

It won’t take much guessing to figure out who the passel was for.

Happy Holidays to All. See you in the new year!

Bjorn is today’s host at dVerse.  Bjorn says:
Today I want you to write one (or many) rhymes for a gift (real or imagined) to someone close or to a famous (or imagined) person.  I leave to you if you want to tell us what the gift is, or make it guess.

Dec 10

49 Comments Add yours

  1. Oh… it’s for a happy impeachmass I think.
    I wonder if he has used up all his get out of jail cards yet.

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  2. kim881 says:

    I’m chuckling so much in the chill of my study, Jade, that I’m starting to warm up! No guessing who it is indeed! I love the ‘Congress of frozen yogurt – impeachment flavored’! Happy Christmas and fingers crossed for a Trump-free New Year!

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  3. ghostmmnc says:

    That was cool! Yay and I agree. 🙂

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  4. rivrvlogr says:

    The gift that keeps on giving!

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  5. Glenn A. Buttkus says:

    For once, my verses are Trump-free–but as you might expect, I adore it when others cajole his orange ragged butt. Happy holidays, Lisa, and thanks for all your wonderful support this year.

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Happy Holidays back at you. Thank you for your support all year as well. See you in 2020!

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  6. memadtwo says:

    A Tweetless year! That would be a gift!! (K)

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  7. A humorous post to warm the chill 😅

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    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 I’m glad you enjoyed it

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  8. Rob Kistner says:

    Well, we’re half way to Pence — unless Senate comes to defense. Gawd, it feels like we lose either way Lisa.

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  9. Frank Hubeny says:

    Nice last line about sacrifice.

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  10. Clever Girl says:

    I got a lot of pleasure from this!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      ha ha! Glad you did 🙂

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  11. Grace says:

    I love this part: Lock him up for years of folly
    Tra-la la la la la a peach so jolly

    Happy Holidays and see you in the new year!!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 Glad you enjoyed it.

      Like

  12. Irene says:

    Hohoho, so thoughtful!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 Thanks Irene!

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  13. Love, love, love it Lisa. May all our wishes come true 🙂

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Yes! Glad you enjoyed it, Christine 🙂

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  14. Truedessa says:

    Lock him up for years of folly
    I am sure that won’t make him jolly

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  15. Truedessa says:

    Lock him up indeed
    for all his evil folly

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  16. Sadje says:

    A very thoughtful gift Li! Hope he uses it.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 Thanks, Sadje, I do also.

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  17. calmkate says:

    lol I wonder? Love this 🙂
    I have suggested elsewhere that as he has profusely claimed it was a ‘witch hunt’ so I suggest we listen to his appeal and deliver the same results!

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  18. Xan says:

    laughing so hard. Happy Holidays!

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    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 Happy Holidays!

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  19. Reena Saxena says:

    I’ll teach the neighbourhood kids these lines to sing 🙂

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  20. hank77 says:

    kaykuala

    Orange duct tape – to match your
    skin when it covers your mouth

    The orange duct tape may well match his hair color too. I think impeachment will not mean much as the Senate is on his side apparently. Really appreciate your humor, Jade!

    Hank

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Thanks, Hank. I hope the Senators reconsider and kick him to the curb.

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  21. We wish you a merry Impeachment… well done!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      Thanks so much.

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  22. Dying laughing over here Lisa!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 so happy you got some chuckles from it.

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  23. lifelessons says:

    Let’s hope they help you deliver that gift!!

    Liked by 1 person

  24. gillena cox says:

    A hammer for tweety fingers😊
    MERRY CHRISTMAS
    Much🎅love

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      Thanks much, Gillena! Happy Holidays!

      Like

  25. This is so clever! I love, “one congress of frozen yogurt-impeachment flavored”

    Liked by 1 person

    1. msjadeli says:

      🙂 Glad you enjoyed it, Sara.

      Like

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