I decided to get you a passel of gift certificates this year, including one each for:
1) Santa’s Elves Hammer – to break your fingers, in hopes for a Tweetless 2020
2) Orange duct tape – to match your skin when it covers your mouth
3) Get out of Jail Free card – oops, nevermind.
4) One Congress of frozen yogurt – impeachment flavored
5) One change of heart – good for unlimited miles
6) One soul – do you know how many alt-righters were sacrificed for this one?
Santa’s hammer ting ting tings
Silent Christmas sing sing sings
Lock him up for years of folly
Tra-la la la la la a peach so jolly
Happy heart beats out the chorus
Sacrifice gives much hope for us
It won’t take much guessing to figure out who the passel was for.
Happy Holidays to All. See you in the new year!
Bjorn is today’s host at dVerse. Bjorn says:
Today I want you to write one (or many) rhymes for a gift (real or imagined) to someone close or to a famous (or imagined) person. I leave to you if you want to tell us what the gift is, or make it guess.
Tao Talk 
Oh… it’s for a happy impeachmass I think.
I wonder if he has used up all his get out of jail cards yet.
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I’m chuckling so much in the chill of my study, Jade, that I’m starting to warm up! No guessing who it is indeed! I love the ‘Congress of frozen yogurt – impeachment flavored’! Happy Christmas and fingers crossed for a Trump-free New Year!
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That was cool! Yay and I agree. :)
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:)
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The gift that keeps on giving!
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LOL
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For once, my verses are Trump-free–but as you might expect, I adore it when others cajole his orange ragged butt. Happy holidays, Lisa, and thanks for all your wonderful support this year.
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Happy Holidays back at you. Thank you for your support all year as well. See you in 2020!
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A Tweetless year! That would be a gift!! (K)
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A humorous post to warm the chill 😅
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:) I’m glad you enjoyed it
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Well, we’re half way to Pence — unless Senate comes to defense. Gawd, it feels like we lose either way Lisa.
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For sure.
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Nice last line about sacrifice.
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Thanks, Frank
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I got a lot of pleasure from this!
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ha ha! Glad you did :)
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I love this part: Lock him up for years of folly
Tra-la la la la la a peach so jolly
Happy Holidays and see you in the new year!!
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:) Glad you enjoyed it.
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Hohoho, so thoughtful!
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:) Thanks Irene!
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Love, love, love it Lisa. May all our wishes come true 🙂
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Yes! Glad you enjoyed it, Christine :)
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For sure!
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Lock him up for years of folly
I am sure that won’t make him jolly
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:) Too bad
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Lock him up indeed
for all his evil folly
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For sure!
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A very thoughtful gift Li! Hope he uses it.
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:) Thanks, Sadje, I do also.
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😂😆
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lol I wonder? Love this :)
I have suggested elsewhere that as he has profusely claimed it was a ‘witch hunt’ so I suggest we listen to his appeal and deliver the same results!
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lol
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laughing so hard. Happy Holidays!
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:) Happy Holidays!
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I’ll teach the neighbourhood kids these lines to sing :)
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:) Yes!
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kaykuala
Orange duct tape – to match your
skin when it covers your mouth
The orange duct tape may well match his hair color too. I think impeachment will not mean much as the Senate is on his side apparently. Really appreciate your humor, Jade!
Hank
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Thanks, Hank. I hope the Senators reconsider and kick him to the curb.
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We wish you a merry Impeachment… well done!
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Thanks so much.
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Dying laughing over here Lisa!
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:) so happy you got some chuckles from it.
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Let’s hope they help you deliver that gift!!
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:)
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A hammer for tweety fingers😊
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Much🎅love
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Thanks much, Gillena! Happy Holidays!
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This is so clever! I love, “one congress of frozen yogurt-impeachment flavored”
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:) Glad you enjoyed it, Sara.
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