#FF — I’m YUGE!


PHOTO PROMPT © Ted Strutz

Tweet: Paper votes are sad.

Joffrey’s “landslide victory” was effected through a nation-wide voting machine virus.

The Gamerican People began rioting. Givil War II was commencing, with GAGA outnumbered 10:1 by Bernites. Joffrey consulted Par-a-Gago’s resident witch for ideas on crowd control.

Tweet: Free white hoods available at every mall. Must show NRA card.

GAGAs flooded malls across the land. What the tweet didn’t mention was with each white hood was issued an assault rifle with a case of shells.

Mass graves dug. Cattle cars operational. GEMA camps filling.

Tweet: Gongress approves name change. Hello from Emperor Joffrey. I’m YUGE!

[100 words]

king joffrey

 

Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is the swimming host of Friday Fictioneers.

49 Comments Add yours

  1. Oy vey … and … I think I’d taken mine in a somewhat similar direction, if not quite so spello-graphically … 😉

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Will check yours out soon. I couldn’t decide whether to go towards heaven or hell. You see what I chose 🙂

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      1. These days, I can totally ‘see’ why … 😉

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  2. Yuge is the way that New Yorker’s pronounce the word huge, as any word that starts with hu is replaced with a y.

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Do you say huge or yuge?

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      1. I was born in Brooklyn, but I have been around the country and you can take the New York out of a person, so I say huge.

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  3. Sadje says:

    Very sad story.

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    1. msjadeli says:

      It’s my worst fear.

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      1. Sadje says:

        It is I think for us all.

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  4. Iain Kelly says:

    Having not seen GoT this went a little over my head, but I get the gist – he’s a bad guy, right?!

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Joffrey has been compared to another famous narcissist:

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  5. I didn’t understand the Gs but I got the chilling basic idea clearly

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    1. msjadeli says:

      The Gs are used to throw off the bots, nothing more.

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  6. Nobbinmaug says:

    Free guns with NRA card is a terrifying thought. I’ve had that conversation with my friend. If “Emperor Joffrey” ever did initiate something like that, which I wouldn’t put past him, his followers are the crazies with the guns.

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    1. msjadeli says:

      I don’t like to even share this but one of my friends has parents that are unflinching followers. I asked her, “If he instructed them to go outside and start shooting people against him, would they do it?” She answered without hesitation yes. This is the kind of mind control we’re up against right now.

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      1. Nobbinmaug says:

        Holy shit! I can’t imagine following anyone or anything that blindly. I can’t fathom the reality of that. My friend’s dad is an apologist, but I don’t think he would take up arms for him. He has them though…

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        1. msjadeli says:

          I just hope she hasn’t told them about my political views!

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        2. pennygadd51 says:

          Your friend’s dad doesn’t need to take up arms – there are others who will do that. All it takes for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing. I do hope I don’t have to stand up and be counted for my liberal beliefs – but if necessary, I hope I’ll find the courage from somewhere.

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          1. msjadeli says:

            I hear you, Penny.

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          2. Nobbinmaug says:

            Hopefully, standing up and being counted in the next election is sufficient.

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  7. tedstrutz says:

    Yikes! A friend took this photo and I liked it knowing some good stories would come. This was something. You can see her work here… https://instaology.com/

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Yes, it’s a very evocative photo! I just checked out her blog. She has the eye, for sure.

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      1. tedstrutz says:

        Yes it is always fun to see photographers in other countries.

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  8. plaridel says:

    sadly, the country is heading in that direction allowing a determined minority to take charge.

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  9. pennygadd51 says:

    This was an ambitious blending of GoT with present-day political questions. Absolutely chilling.

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Thank you, Penny. I nicknamed “him” King Joffrey awhile back. Not only is it accurate it escapes the bots looking for keywords.

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  10. Yikes, Lisa. Scary story indeed. May it not be so.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Rochelle, thank you.
      Shalom,
      Lisa

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  11. draliman says:

    Though I didn’t get all the acronyms, I fear things are going that way all over… never mind, I’m sure there’s an aged Tyrell somewhere with a vial of poison.

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    1. msjadeli says:

      We can only hope.

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  12. A disturbing tale cleverly told. How I miss GoT!

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Thanks Keith, same here!

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  13. trentpmcd says:

    Even if there is no virus and Joffrey loses, there are those couple of months between election and inauguration that this might still play out…. Well played,if a little too close to the truth.

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Unfortunately too true, and thanks.

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  14. Dale says:

    Having not seen GoT did not stop me from getting this one…
    Well done, Lisa. A tad too real…

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Thank you, Dale.

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  15. Lael-Heart says:

    Yeesh! This is terrifying for so many reasons.
    I have a spare room if you need it 😉

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    1. msjadeli says:

      I hope it doesn’t come to pass. Thanks for the offer. Canada is looking better and better. Canada may need to build a wall!

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  16. Sandra says:

    I’m out of the loop on this, but I get your drift.

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Thanks for reading and your comment, Sandra.

      Like

  17. magarisa says:

    Most of this went over my head, but Joffrey’s egocentric and narcissistic nature definitely comes through.

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    1. msjadeli says:

      Magarisa, Joffrey is who our current US leader has modeled himself after. The author who wrote the Game of Thrones books, which then were made into an HBO tv series, even said he believes it. Our current leader does so much of his toxic abuse through Twitter comments.

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      1. magarisa says:

        Ah… of course! Thank you for the explanation. (I must be living under a rock. 😉)

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        1. msjadeli says:

          I live under a rock as much as possible myself. In these times it may be the only safe spot!

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  18. Oh Rm Gee…is this a comedy or a horror story?

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    1. msjadeli says:

      I’ll let you decide…

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